Technician 1 was a crewman aboard the RX-394, working in the cryobay. He assisted in some procedure involving Splitsie and a cranial hammer. He thinks he's funnier than he is. He likes to spread rumors.

He has run into trouble with ship security on more than one occasion, often accompanied by Technician 2. These include adventures with forklifts and time spent in the ships brig.

May or may not have a cobweb tattoo and/or a toothbrush shiv.

Rumor has it he may be sneaking cryosleep naps in his free time (or possibly whilst on duty).

Technician 1 signed on, in part, thanks to the high pay offered for the position.